Holy cow, we're being invaded!


A few days ago, this truck was seen on-campus at our ALL-AMERICAN SCHOOL.


I can only conclude: RED DAWN has begun.



Actually, the true story is: a building was being demolished on campus. This truck was being used to haul away debris. Since it was parked just opposite the guys' dorm, some mischievous students decided to spray-paint the hammer-and-sickle motif on the door during the night.

As an official representative of the school, I am compelled to say: the defacing of school property is strictly prohibited.