It's not over until it's over.
December 30, my second son was born –
10 weeks premature. When we arrived at the hospital, my wife was
fully dilated and he was coming out – breech. She was immediately
put under general anesthesia and had an emergency c-section. It was
not exciting; it was horrifically scary. Although my newborn son is
otherwise healthy (for being premature), he's in a NICU that's a 40
minute drive away. My wife is healing, and we're both processing the
trauma of the event. I want to be positive, but the situation is
exhausting.
Also: I grew a beard this past summer.
In career news, after a decade of
teaching, I was unexpectedly appointed chair of my department at the
end of the last spring semester. While this is not really a
“promotion” (in the sense of a significant pay raise), it has two
useful perks: 1) if the school needs to downsize, they ask the
department chair who needs to be cut, which gives me the opportunity
to say “1-2-3 not it!” (i.e., de facto job security). 2) I get
final say in who teaches which course in my department. Since I
taught only Freshman Composition for my first seven years, this is
really the “you are now a real English Lit professor” moment.
My odometer reads 218,974.

