Tuesday, February 28, 2006

So, they decide to work on the water pipes outside my apartment. They shut off the water to do so.

Without warning me.

While I am in the shower.

Lathered up.

With an appointment to meet someone.

Some days are just mmm-mmm fun.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

I got to read a lot over Christmas break. Christmas break is the one time every year that I can devote to some serious reading. For a number of years, I read Lord of the Rings every Christmas. (It’s too long and complicated to read it during the regular year; other things keep intruding and intrusions make me lose the plotline.) Later, I decided that, as much as I like Lord of the Rings, there were too many other books I hadn’t read.

This year, I read:

Pride and Prejudice. I like Jane Austen, but had never gotten around to reading this before. The first half is pretty boring – a bunch of people sitting around playing cards and gossiping (with the women acting catty). The second half is much better, and I actually stayed up til 3 am one night reading it.

The Complete Sherlock Holmes. The second half of it, at any rate. The first half I read a number of years ago, but never got around to finishing it. I made frequent breaks to read Pride and Prejudice, as Holmes can be insufferable sometimes. The last book (“The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes”) is the weakest, with “mysteries” I guessed the answer to within the first page and gimmicks like having Sherlock Holmes himself write a couple of the stories in first person. Other than that, it was pretty good.

D-Day and Pegasus Bridge. Two great histories of World War Two by one of the most readable historians around – Stephen Ambrose. The first book covers the first 24 hours of the invasion of Normandy; the second book covers a single action of the British Paratroopers during that day. Painstaking research combined with vivid prose makes for compelling reading.

Friday, February 03, 2006

I just had an incredibly surreal experience. I had a voice message from my previous boss on my voice mail. He wanted me to call him back, so I did.

“Yeah, we need your new address to send you your W-2 forms,” he said.
“Now, why am I getting W-2 forms? I didn’t work for you in 2005!”
“You didn’t?”
“No!”
“When did you quit?”
“August, 2004!”
“Really? Huh, let me check.”
>few minutes waiting<
“Oops. Our accountant must have made a mistake. Sorry!”

Yeah, no kiddin’. Let's hope your accountant didn't make any more, more serious, mistakes.